Monthly Archives: September 2016

Attleboro High School senior is very funny




Photo by: Mark Stockwell-The Sun Chronicle Staff


By: Abigail DesVergnes

Live, from Attleboro High, it’s Saturday Night!

Well, some of the jokes, at least.

Ask AHS senior Ally Beard, who acted on a whim and is still pinching herself.

It’s not a dream, although it is a dream come true.

Beard has a passion for comedy that started at a young age, leading to improv classes, talent shows, open mic standup – and now, a spot as a freelance writer for “Saturday Night Live.”

“Throughout my life, I’ve always wanted to be on SNL – or at least write for it – but now, I guess that’s what I’m doing,” she said.

Beard applied in early September for a position as a freelance writer for the Weekend Update segment of SNL. The application included 10 jokes she had to write based on current news headlines.

She sent in the packet, and hoped for the best.

Two weeks later, she received the “greatest news imaginable.” An SNL producer read through her jokes, affirmed the staff liked them and offered her a position as a freelance joke writer.

“It’s a moment I will never forget,” Beard said.

Each week she’ll send in jokes to the show’s producers, who might or might not put them on the air. The catch: She won’t know until she watches the show if they use her jokes.

“The day I see my jokes on air is the day that all my life’s dreams would come true.”

But before Beard got her TV gig, she was a just a young girl with an immense passion for making people laugh.”It’s one of the best feelings ever,” she said.

It started in seventh grade, when she watched “The Women of SNL” special.”I never laughed so hard,” Beard said. “I remember thinking: I want to make people laugh like this.”

Then came eighth grade, and she performed the SNL skit “Surprise Party,” starring Kristen Wiig, at the Brennan Middle School talent show.
“I became hooked. People were actually laughing at my jokes,” Beard said. “From then on, that’s all I’ve wanted to do.”

Once high school came around, comedy had became a part of her.

As a freshman, she began taking improv classes at the Warwick Center for the Arts in Warwick, R.I., a Christmas present from her dad.”It was unlike any other form of comedy. Spontaneity started to become a key factor in my performance,” Beard said.

By sophomore and junior year, she began performing at venues throughout New England, from Comedy Connection in East Providence to Mohegan Sun in Connecticut.

But this past summer, living in Manhattan for two months with a family friend, Beard caught a glimpse of what her future might look like.

She rode the subway each day to the famous Upright Citizen Brigade Training Center, where she was instructed in improv by writers and performers for “Saturday Night Live” and other hit TV shows and movies.

“I learned so much – not just comedy, but being independent,” she said.

It’s been a whirlwind, but it could be only the beginning.

“Ultimately, I can see Ally working as a full-time staff writer for a television show,” said he father Eric Beard. “It’s really what she has wanted to do ever since she was 11 years old, and I think it’s really pretty cool.

“Her dream is her’s to live. I’m just along for the ride and the laughs.”


Millennials are putting the ‘mock’ in democracy with Snapchat filters




Screenshot from a snap chat filter that poked fun at the debate.

By: Abigail DesVergnes

The presidential debate that was the most watched in history might also have been the most mocked.

Monday night’s debate had citizens of all ages tuned in, eager to watch the long-awaited faceoff between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Many people – millennials in particular – took to social media where they expressed their impressions of the debate. Meme’s, video clips and pictures of the candidates were posted across Twitter and Facebook feeds.

But the funniest postings were from the popular photo and video app Snapchat.

People across the Attleboro area and across the country used Snapchat filters to distort the candidates’ faces – turning them into dogs, deer, bumble bees – you name it.

Attleboro resident Linda D’Agostiono, 56, said the Snapchat filters “put a cast of humor on an otherwise depressing political scene.”

As the debate frequently veered off course, with the candidates interupting and speaking over one another, Snapchat was a way for viewers to strike back.

Michaela Fontaine, 17, of Attleboro used the Snapchat filters to reflect how she felt about the debate: “What I watched was more of an argument than a debate – it was a chance for each candidate to trash each other.”

Kyle Mercier, 20, of Attleboro was scrolling through his Snapchat account on his smartphone when he saw picture after picture of the candidates with their faces distorted.

He couldn’t help but laugh when he saw Trump and Clinton portrayed as animated deer.

“People aren’t taking this seriously because the candidates aren’t taking this seriously,” Mercier said. “They are both proving untrustworthy, while making fools of themselves on national television.”

The question is: Why were so many kids using the Snapchat filters during the debate?

The answer: “The filters were a joke, and so was the debate,” Fontaine said.